Arizona: Doing The Job The Feds Won't Do

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LET ME SEE IF I GOT THIS RIGHT.


 IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER
 ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD
 LABOR.

 IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER
 ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED
 INDEFINITELY.

 IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER
 ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT.

 IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER
 ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED.

 IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER
 ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM
 AGAIN.

 IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER
 ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY
 AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.

 IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER
 ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO
 POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT.

 IF YOU CROSS THE United States BORDER
 ILLEGALLY YOU GET
       A JOB,
       A DRIVERS LICENSE,
       SOCIAL SECURITY CARD,
       WELFARE,
       FOOD STAMPS,
       CREDIT CARDS,
       SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO
       BUY A HOUSE,
       FREE EDUCATION,
       FREE HEALTH CARE,
       A LOBBYIST IN WASHINGTON
       BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF
       PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN
       YOUR LANGUAGE
       THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR
       COUNTRY'S FLAG WHILE YOU
       PROTEST THAT YOU DON'T GET
       ENOUGH RESPECT
       AND,
       IN MANY INSTANCES, YOU CAN
       VOTE.